I start my day with making my bed. Simple enough, one would think. What you don’t know is I sleep with a demon…”gasp!” No, not what you think. And I’m not referring to my husband; I’m referring to a tiny-colorful-furry-four-legged-minx of a demon kitty. She is the tiniest of the seven. Yes you read that right; I have seven felines, (for another time and another story).
So this demon is pretty much the only one who comes in my bedroom. It’s a game to her, I think, to wake me up in the night. Most of the time it’s because she’s lost her toy (a hairpin; her favorite thing in the world and I am NOT kidding! Erm, maybe besides me 😉 ) Or, she has forgotten where she last left me; in bed! She will cry, and talk, and chirp, but sometimes if I am lucky, she finds me asleep, and she will snuggle down beside me, real close; like she is a part of me, and sleep like the sweet angel I know she can be. If my breathing changes, she knows! If I open my eyes ever so slightly, she knows! I don’t think she ever really sleeps. I think she stays awake, and when no one is watching, she sharpens her horns she cleverly hides close to her ears.
She lays in waiting until she knows I am awake. Wait for it…wait for it…(This is the demon coming out in her.)…and then she pounces! If I wiggle my feet she leaps like a rabid monkey and attacks my toes. Any slight movement and I turn into her prey. She hunts me like a lioness stalking a rabbit. Crouching down in position ready to make her move.
This is how I wake up when she’s in the room! So I lint roll my bed. Hardly any hair, but that is because I have this ritual of keeping things mostly clean; mostly. Brushing teeth and doing my kick backs (gotta tighten those buns!), my little demon watches and waits. I ignore her thinking that if I pretend she isn’t there, she isn’t really as adorable as she looks. I sneak a peak, and between rep forty five; dang it, she caught me looking. She falls on her back and chirps and lets out a meow only a mother could love. “Okay, fine! I love her!” I rub her belly with my bare foot and she clamps down like a ninja ready to do battle with Chinese stars for nails.
I finish brushing my teeth, bun muscles are burning from the repetitions, I pick her up, (ignoring the charlie horse that wants to rear it’s head because I didn’t stretch). She wraps herself around my arm, mimicking a python squeezing its victim. She thinks she’s doing damage, but all she’s doing is making me laugh.
I am getting dressed and she is ready, as in, as soon as I open my closet she rushes in to hide. (As if I didn’t see that coming!) I toss on my usual; shorts and t-shirt and I call out to her. I’ve got a long list of things to do and she can’t stay in there. She ignores me because she has selective hearing; which she is quite good at. In her next life she will come back as a kid, I know this because my human children suffer from the same selective hearing.
I look for a hair pin. And I toss it, and out from hiding she comes. Works like a charm, every time! She finds her hair pin and brings it back to me meowing and chirping with it in her mouth. She’s a practicing ventriloquist. How she can talk without moving her lips! Astonishing! I take the pin from her and save it for later. She bolts. And it’s my turn to crouch down. I peek around my bathroom sink and say, “Boo!”. She crouches too and starts to sneak. I run over behind the door and peak out and say, “Boo!” and she sneaks closer. This goes on until one of us gets close enough to pounce.
This is the game we play. Silly albeit, but a game I look forward to, from the time she finally settles down to sleep, to the peak-a-boo game the next morning. My little demon makes me smile. And everyone should start their day with a smile.
Hope you have a smile kinda day!
Paws and kisses, Koko